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04-01-2011, 03:39 PM
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Plus you will not even have to shell out thousands for your Gucci, even though you could. There are some that sell for a few hundred dollars and there are some that go for as much as $50,000. It just depends on your budget and what you want your Gucci to say to the rest of the world.
The best part is Gucci handbags all come with a lifetime warranty. This means that if anything goes wrong with your new bag you can get it replaced with the newest model in that price range available. The best part is you do not even have to pay a single dime for this. They will greet you with a smile and make it happen in no time.
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There is a certain celebrity status that goes along with the Gucci name. It seems that everybody from Madonna, Brittany Spears, to Julia Roberts, and so many more own Gucci handbags. This is a sign that you are not only a woman with some incredible taste, but also that you have made it and you are a success.
These bags are incredible for your pride and your confidence. The best part is both confidence and the Gucci Handbags are so ######y that you will draw men to you and make women so jealous that they will wish they were you.
Plus you will not even have to shell out thousands for your Gucci, even though you could. There are some that sell for a few hundred dollars and there are some that go for as much as $50,000. It just depends on your budget and what you want your Gucci to say to the rest of the world.
The best part is Gucci handbags all come with a lifetime warranty. This means that if anything goes wrong with your new bag you can get it replaced with the newest model in that price range available. The best part is you do not even have to pay a single dime for this. They will greet you with a smile and make it happen in no time.
"Occupied!" you scream, as you slam the door shut, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue on the wet floor and parking your ########## bum directly on the odious toilet seat. You recoil instantly, knowing only too well the damage is done. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ on the planet because YOU never laid down toilet paper on the filthy seat--not that there was any christian louboutin (http://www.ealwi.com), even if you had bothered to look. You may even have contracted a ######ually transmitted disease--or worse, been impregnated by some adventurous sperm that escaped from the disgusting slut who sat on the seat before you, and has been patiently biding its time waiting for its next victim.
You know that your mother would be utterly ashamed of you if she knew, because you're certain that her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat in her life. By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, sending up a stream of water to rival Niagara Falls that sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the toilet paper dispenser for fear of having your bottom dragged off to Australia.At that point, you give up. Your skirt is soaked by the splashing water christian louboutin shoes (http://www.yakijo.com), your blouse is sticking to your back, there's pee running down your legs and your expensive Aubade knickers look like the cat's been sleeping in them. You're exhausted. You try to wipe yourself with a crumpled bus ticket you found in your pocket monster headphones (http://www.meenea.com), and slink out inconspicuously to the washbasins, but not before laddering your tights on the broken door latch which you now discover has a bloody great nail sticking out of it.